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The Worm and the Fish

The worm, said to the fish,

‘I really, really wish

that this hook

wasn’t stuck up my bottom.’

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The fish said to the worm,

‘It must make you squirm;

by the way that you look

you could be mistook

for a worm who has … worms!

Have you got ‘em?’

.

‘No.’ said the worm,

‘And, another thing I wish,

is that you didn’t pop me on your dish,

as it won’t do

either of us a favour or two.’

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The fish could see

the point of the words

that the worm spoke to warn;

and if it hadn’t have been so hungry

wouldn’t have treated them with scorn.

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The worm and the fish

we’re both caught in a trap;

fed the same old line,

and never let off the hook –

always predestined to endure a final mishap.

The Worm

The Worm

I planted a worm in the garden

And it grew so incredibly long

I planted a worm in the garden

Which planted the seeds of this song

It was longer than any snake I’ve seen

A hint of brown, a touch of green;

Now, I’ve planted a snake in the garden

And I’m waiting to see what occurs.