“It should read ‘I ❤️ Saturdays’ “
It’s a Saturday – Graeme Sandford
Me: It’s a Saturday.
Vox 1: Nothing special there.
Me: I hear you say
Vox 2: One in seven.
Vox 1: Just over fourteen percent!
But, in every week
There is a day
Unlike any other
In many a way.
Vox 1: Same length.
Vox 2: A day to avoid the shops.
Give me strength
As my enthusiasm drops
It’s a Saturday
Would you rather it was a Monday?
Now, ‘that’s’ a fun day!
Yorkshire 1: Nowt wrong with Mondays.
Yorkshire 2: I like a good Monday.
Yorkshire 1: Nose back to the grindstone.
Yorkshire 2: Saturday’s Butter no Parsnips!
As I afeared
You voices are just weird
It’s a Saturday!
An ‘it doesn’t really matter
If I stop for a natter’ day;
One half of the weekend
And on a Saturday
You can depend
That it will rain
Which is a pain
And there will be traffic queues
That ‘will’ give us the
Vox 1: I like Thursdays.
Vox 2: Yes, you can’t beat a thrifty Thursday.
Vox 1: Wednesdays are alright, too; they’re not Thursdays, but they’re okay.
Vox 2: In a Wednesday sort of way.
I’ll let you lot carry on…
Or Saturday will soon be gone
Yorkshire 1: Oh, good; then we can have a Sunday.
Yorkshire 2: Ooh, Sunday’s are nice.
Yorkshire 1: I’d exchange a Saturday for a Sunday, any day.
Yorkshire 2: Two Sundays. There’s a thing.
I love to hear the church bells ring.
As I was saying…
It’s a Saturday…