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dy’Gwener Haiku

dy’Gwener it is,

that’s Friday, as you like it,

yn Kernewek – splann!

dy’Gwener = Friday

dy (short form of dydh) = day

Gwener =Venus

yn Kernewek = in Cornish

splann! = splendid!

“My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles.”

“My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles.”

“My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles.”

“What on Earth are you talking about?”

“It’s a memory thing – it helps me to remember the order of the planets as they are, going from the Sun outwards.


“Yes. It is: Mercury, Venus, Earth (Third Rock From The Sun), Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune.”

“No ‘Pluto’?”

“Not any more – Pluto ‘wasn’t’, ‘was’ and then, ‘wasn’t’ a planet.”

“Oh, poor Pluto.”

“I don’t suppose it minds – it’s only our planet that is feeling a bit sad about things.”




A three-llama tribute act

called Bananallama

sang a great version of Venus

last night on the Caramellamalatte

Stage at the Llama Tree Festival.

True / False?