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Walkus 77-79 (Licence, Bear & Two Helicopters) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 77 (Do I need a Poetic Dog Licence?)

Vega:

“A season of mist…

…And mellow fruitfulness…”

Haiku:

“What?”

Vega:

“Keats!”

Haiku:

“It’s not ‘that’ bad!”

-/-

Walku 78 (Bear!)

Haiku:

“I saw a ‘big bear!’

Vega:

“Where?”

Haiku:

“There!”

Vega:

“You’re pointing at me!”

Haiku:

“It’s behind you!”

Vega:

“Aaaargh!”

Haiku:

“:)”Helicopter

Walku 79 (Two Helicopters)

Vega:

“…That’s a little one

…And that one is far away…!

Haiku:

“Can’t you be Dougal?”

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Walku 76 (Pet Shop Girls) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 76 (Pet Shop Girls)

Vega:

“Piggy Ears!”

Haiku:

“Big Nose!”

Vega:

“No, they’re selling ‘Piggy Ears!’ ”

Haiku:

” I know that, Big Nose!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 74a, 74b, 74c & 75 (Now you see me…, Another Party, Obvious & Swans a-Swimming) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 74a (Now you see me…)
Haiku:
“Now listen up, chaps!
The first rule of camouflage…
Is to blend right in!”

-/-

Walku 74b (Another Party)
Vega:
“Fancy-dress party?”
Haiku:
“Yup!”
Vega:
“Going as a forest?”
Haiku:
“Yup!
Vega:
“Lucky guess!”
Haiku:
“Yup!”

-/-
Walku 74c (Obvious!)
Vega:
“What you going as?”
Haiku:
“I’m going as a forest!”
Vega:
“I’d never have guessed.”

-/-
Walku 75

Walku 75 (Swans a-Swimming)

Haiku:

“It was seven swans!”

Vega:

“What?”

Haiku:

“In the Christmas carol!”

Vega:

“… My name’s not Carol!”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 72-73 (Come on in! & One Sock Between Us) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 72 (Come on in!)

Vega:

“Come on in – it’s great!”

It’s not as cold as it looks!”

Haiku:

“Ok-ay… it’s freezing!”

-/-

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Walku 73 (One Sock Between Us)

Vega:

“We were so poor we…”

Haiku:

“…only had one sock between us…”

Vega:

“…and starvation!”

Both:

“Lol!”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 70-71 (Missing & Almost) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 70 (Missing)

Haiku:
“Where is Dad today?
Why is bad cop walking us?”
Vega:
“He’s at poet school.”

-/-

Walku 71 (Almost)

Vega(singing):
“Gonna roll in it…
No-one’s gonna get in my…”
Mum:
“VEGA! Come here NOW!”

(Haiku sniggers)

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 68-69 (Naming the Daring Duo? & Happy Pups) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 68 (Naming the Daring Duo?)

Vega:

“… ‘Vega… and… Haiku!’ ”

Haiku:

“Is that all you’ve come up with?”

Vega:

“Well, what’s your idea?”

-/-

Walku  69 (Happy Pups)

Vega:

“We run and we play!”

Haiku:

“And then… we play and we run!”

Both:

“It’s what pups should do!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walku 67 (The Queen Rains) by Vega and Haiku

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Walku 67 (The Queen Rains)
Both:
“Thunder-bolt, lightning;
Very, very frightning!”
Vega:
“You!”
Haiku:
“Galileo!”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 64, 65 & 66 (Vega Sings, Joking? & Cloudbusting) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 64 (Vega Sings)
Vega:
“Down by the river…”
Haiku:
“Hey, have you been practising?”
Vega:
“No, not me.”
Haiku:
“It shows!”

-/-

Walku 65 (Joking?)
Haiku:
“My dog’s got no nose…
He lost it in the war…”
Vega:
“What?”
Haiku:
“Just trying out jokes!”

-/-

Walku 66 (Cloudbusting)
Haiku:
“Whose ideas was this
Coming out with no coats on?
I bet it was Dads!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 62-63 (Song for Haiku & Yours!) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 62 (Song for Haiku)

Vega:

“Haiku is a pup…

Fits into a paper cup…

The only way is up!…”

-/-

Walku 63 (Yours!)

Haiku:

“What is a ‘mine’ field?”

Vega:
“Sorry? Where does it say that?”

Haiku:
“On that sign there.”

Vega:
“Dad!!!!”
mine

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 60-61 (Planning & Animal Form) by Vega & Haiku

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Walku 60 (Planning)

Vega:

“If I run that way…”

Haiku:

“And I run towards that tree…”

Vega:

“Dad will call…”

Haiku:

“… with treats!”

-/-

Walku 61 (Animal Form)

Vega:

“Four legs are better…

Haiku:

“Much better than two, you know!”

Both (to Dad):

“We’re faster than you!”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit