Tag Archives: #Vegan

Vegan Pecan Pie

Posted on April 10, 2021 by Words from a Lentil Institution | Leave a comment

Vegan Pecan Pie

is never on my menu, –

any idea why?

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Tagged #PecanPie, #poetry. #poem, #Vegan, Haiku

This Poem is Vegan.

Posted on October 17, 2020 by Words from a Lentil Institution | Leave a comment

I borrowed the title

from a poem I saw,

it was called ‘This Poem is,

well, what do you think

it was called, ‘… This Poem is…

About to Explode!’?

(Which title I have now ear-marked for later).

Anyway, what makes this poem,

as oposed to that poem,

(which I am not, oposed to it, I mean)

what makes this poem,

different from that Vegan poem?

And, BTW (by the way)

can I just say here,

that I ask questions,

yet I very rarely answer them.

But, in this case,

the other poem was

a ‘good’ poem,

whereas this one…

is not.

Happy now?

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Was Donald Pleasance a Vegan? – a song.

Posted on September 14, 2020 by Words from a Lentil Institution | Leave a comment

Donald Pleasence

won’t eat pheasants

now he’s dead;

and, when alive, he was a Vegan,

so he ate beans instead –

I may have made that up,

it’s the sort of thing I do,

I’m a writer, and a poet,

and a singer,

‘How d’you do?’

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Tagged #DonaldPleasance, #poetry. #poem, #Vegan, song

Plant-Based Poetry

Posted on February 25, 2020 by Words from a Lentil Institution | Leave a comment

The vegetables

sat at tables,

whilst the fruits

played their flutes;

when over,

the vegetables gave them a round of applause,

and the fruits bowed low.

The evening was a total success,

and there was very little mess –

which was nice to know.

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Tagged #PlantBased, #poetry. #poem, #Vegan

Butterbean Barley Buddha Bowl (#Vegan Poetry)

Posted on January 23, 2020 by Words from a Lentil Institution | Leave a comment

Butterbean Barley Buddha Bowl (#Vegan Poetry)

Would you like…

a Butterbean Barley Buddha Bowl?

I’d like to be able to say it.

There’s a lady on the seashore, she sells them.

That figures.

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Tagged #BuddhaBowl, #food, #Vegan, #Yum, Dialogue

I found a piece of paper (#VeganPoetry)

Posted on January 18, 2020 by Words from a Lentil Institution | Leave a comment

I found a piece of paper (#VeganPoetry)

I found a piece of paper

Just laying in the road

I read the words upon it

A message writ in code?

‘No Milk Today’

is what it did say –

but I espied

a Vegan message

hidden there

in plain sight.

What it meant was very clear,

‘No Milk Today….

Tomorrow,

or any year!’

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Tagged #Message, #poetry. #poem, #Vegan

Replacement Egg Service

Posted on December 9, 2019 by Words from a Lentil Institution | 1 comment

Replacement Egg Service

Announcement: Would all passengers be aware that there is an ongoing replacement egg service between Penzance and Paddington; all onboard sandwiches that hithertofore before now were comprised of egg in any combination with cress, mayonnaise, salad cream, coleslaw, limp lettuce or thinly sliced carrot will be affected by this development. Could all travellers please be reminded that purchasers of any of our “egg” combination sandwiches will still be required to eat their purchases in Carriage E, where the air conditioning is currently working at a staggering 75% efficiency level. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy your journey.

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Tagged #Announcement, #EggReplacement, #prose, #Vegan, Train