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Send me a postcard from wherever you go

Please send me a postcard

from wherever you go,

to let me know,

that safely you arrived;

and, from the previous place,

perhaps the lands of Thrace,

safely you departed,

or at least that you survived.

Seven bees crossed seven seas

Seven bees set out, one day,

to cross the seven seas;

they’d read about it in a book,

and they had a life of ease;

no work to do, no shifts to fill,

and they all had holiday leave to take ,

and the spirit of adventure,

that their mother did Instill.


For they were seven brothers,

who had not seven brides;

they sought for worlds to conquer,

to swim against all tides;

and when the Sun shone on them,

they felt a mighty stirring,

to travel to all the ends of the Earth,

and see what was occurring.


The Crow Plane

The Crow Plane

The crow plane flew

with a minimal crew

from Land’s End to John o’Groats –

only stopping at Crewe.

Aboard that craft,

everyone laughed

as all crow crews are wont to do.

As the crow craft flies,

a crow waitress plies

the passengers with pies

of a blueberry hue;

and a mug of toffee,

instead of coffee –

not everyone’s cup of tea,

that’s true.

For a one way trip,

with a meal and a kip,

some pie, and toffee to drink,

costs less than you think;

and no sooner have you left,

you will arrive,

in the time that it takes you to blink.


Does a single step make an expedition?

Is walking five-hundred miles


a bit excessive as journeys go?

Does the road that you are upon

go ever on and on?



Do you remember your first step?

Is it likely that you’ll remember your last?

And another thing,

If there are only three steps to Heaven,

does it really need a stairway?

Or is there a stairlift?

Hi Ho, it’s off to work I go…


I walked along Malarkey Street
Then turned right into Shenanigans Street.
At the junction with Tomfoolery Crescent
(The first junction not the second one)
I crossed over and took my path through Flim-Flam Cut.

I reached work only three minutes late
This was due to the wrong sort of blather as I crossed Caterwauling Canal.

Later, at 5:03, I finished work. Then…
I had to retrace my steps.

Same old, same old.

Running for the Train


Running for the train

I’m running for the train
I hope my effort’s not in vain
For to miss my desired train
Would mean I’d have to wait…
…for the next one
And waiting for the train
(Although much less effort is required)
Is such a pain.

Vancouver Tightened That


“Vancouver, here I come,” he uttered quietly to himself. He tightened his seat-belt, laid his head back onto the head-rest and closed his eyes. “That was that,” he thought to himself. But of course it wasn’t. Not by a long way.

Vancouver was a destination chosen completely at random in the airport by closing his eyes, jabbing a finger at a world map, and hurriedly switching from Greenland to Canada. The next flight he could get bound for Canada was destined for Vancouver and that was duly arranged and paid for. He knew that he was flying into the unknown, but he was also flying away from the very well known. Restrictions around him had recently tightened to such an extent that he was, literally, hounded from front cover to back cover. He was a writer, that was to say he was the hottest property this, or any side, of Canary Wharf. He was too visible in London, his profile was as low as could be managed, but that wasn’t saying much. Every day it felt as if the noose of notoriety was closing tighter and tighter around his neck. If it tightened any more, he felt that he would have gone past any hope of return. Thus Vancouver beckoned him.

“Would Sir like a drink?” asked a silken voice.

He pulled himself awake and blinked his eyes three or four times. He looked up into the smiling eyes of a Canada Airways stewardess. “Um, yes, that would be very nice, thank you,” he managed weakly. “I’ll have a bitter lemon with ice please.

“Certainly, Sir, I’ll be one moment,” she smiled at him with her whole face and turned to her task.

“Where are we in our journey? he asked. “I don’t suppose we’ve gone that far yet.”

“We are well out over the Atlantic now, Sir. Almost four hours out and only six more to go,” she answered smoothly. “Following wind and clear conditions mean that we are ahead of schedule – Vancouver in time for breakfast, Sir.”

“Thanks,” he responded. “Thanks, again,” for the drink this time.

“You’re welcome, Sir. Give a push on the green button there if you require anything else.” She moved off down the aisle to light up someone else’s moment.

Vancouver for breakfast. A quiet breakfast he hoped. A little table for one outside the local Canadian Starbucks. No hoards of news-hounds or autograph-hunters that appeared continuously just to dissolve his solitude. He’d still have to get down to his writing again, but, temporarily at least, he was in a position to give that a rest for a while. He would let the fuss die down and approach the future differently. His agent would have gone spare by now, but a phone call to him from Vancouver airport would at least let him know that he was still in the land of the scribbling.

He turned to the window and mulled a few things over as the sky passed by in a never-ending procession of clear blue and just the occasional fluffy white cloud in the distance. The cold blue sea was far below somewhere, but he didn’t feel the need to confirm its existence. He was quite happy that they kept their mutual distance and didn’t want to think too much on the possibility of anything untoward happening. He was glad that he was not hampered by anybody being in the seat next to him and enjoyed the comfort space the aircraft designers had allocated for his leg-room.

What a month he had just experienced. A ‘roller-coaster ride from the writer of the decade’ they had written. And people had latched on to his work just like that (he mentally clicked his fingers – ‘click’). One minute total anonymity, the next his name and face were known from one end of the kingdom to the other. He couldn’t move without a camera being there to record any and every event and non-event. His actions were hot stuff in the papers and he was shown on television more than most hair-care adverts ever were.

He had resolved to escape. His willpower was such that he was determined in his need and desires to leave behind all the hype and circumstance. Heaped upon this was the urge to avoid the three ring circus that was what his life would become if he didn’t act now. He was resolved to run his life the way that he wanted it run. He had to leave and his need for action determined that he had to leave straight away. He was adamant at the airport to make for a destination away from everything. He felt a choice had to be made. Ambition could be put on hold, but realism was his driving force.

Vancouver tightened that.

A thought happened in his head. He took out a notebook and a biro.

Scarlet clad and smart, she leaned forward into his personal space. “Would sir like a little excitement?”

Mitchell smiled at the stewardess. “That would be just what the writer ordered.” He noticed her matching scarf and lipstick tied and applied to perfection and rose to follow her to the rear of the aircraft.

PS This story is taken from the premise of “take three words at random from a book and write a story around them – “Vancouver”, “tightened” and “that” came out in that order – this is the result.

April the 14th – “We’re Off To See The Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Aus!”

We are leaving on a…
Jet plane.
I hope that we are coming back again.

We are off to prove that the world ‘is’ round;
And that things heavier than air
‘Can’ get off the ground;
That Australia exists
And that Gravity is still working.
That Cook wasn’t making it all up on the spot – due to shirking.
That Sydney and Melbourne and Valentine and Ayers Rock
Are all actual ‘real’ places and not poppycock.
That koalas and kangaroos (and the like) are not just a figment of someone’s deranged imagination (as are didgeridoos)
And the Duck-Billed Platypus is not a joke played upon us by the ‘Aussies’
And that Bruce and Sheila don’t hog the Barbie in their cossies.

However, we shall fit in like a proverbial when we are there
Their hospitality and culture we will share
Gasp at the sights and marvel and wow!
At what Australia has to offer

And We’re sure that the three weeks will not be enough
And to leave our new-found continent and friends will be a tad rough
And we’ll talk like the natives for many weeks after
And miss the bonhomie, spirits and laughter.

But, that is still to be, in the future, not yet…
We are just waiting here
in departures
to board
upon our

Are we excited?

A ‘Rhetorical question’ that was, it must be said.


Is the answer.