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“One Pun Too Few?”

“One Pun Too Few?”

“We live in the “Duchy”not the “Ducky’” i said.

But, he was still chortling over “The Duckys!” comment that he had overused to the point of distraction.

That’s the thing about Grae, he never quite knows when a joke has gone past it’s ‘Best by…’ date. And ‘Use before…’ also, makes little sense to him.

No wonder he is often greeted by the blank stares of incomprehension, and then had to climb up them, reaching the very top, only to find, that at the bottom of the stares had been the place to stop.

And on with the next pun, please.

“Man goes, in a fruit shop….”

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I Was Alarmed by “The Ducks!”

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Here I lay waiting
Waiting
Waiting
For the Heard of Ducks
Migrating
Grating
Grating
Contemplating
Plating
Plating
The times we live in
I lay here
Waiting
Contemplating
The migrating
Ducks
“The Ducks!”