Talking of talking cats –
which I wasn’t;
but can do –
or should that be,
‘talking of cats’?
I know one makes more sense,
but the other is more likely
to be what I was after.
Dafter by the minute,
as somebody once did about me,
and laughter is the best medicine
(for maybe one or two Illnesses –
melancholia, and the like, perhaps).
Anyway, chaps, perhaps cats
might come into this discussion
at some point.
Do this: point at a cat;
say: ‘Look! there is a cat!’
And then start a conversation with it.
Talking Catonese, possibly.
It’s cool for cats.
Not coal, cool.
And everybody wants to cat a bee.
Literally everybody.
Graeme Sandford 