Tag Archives: #Stiffness

I’m not as flexible as I used to be

I’m a little bit seized up

there’s some rust upon my steel cup;

where I used to flip

now I just flup

turning into a lame fool,

and looking forwards to thin gruel

that I will soon sup.

.

I’m not as flexible

as I used to be,

I seem to ache almost permanently

I need two new hips

and a pair of knees,

I can’t do Twister…

any more,

can’t do as I please.

.

I need to oil every joint, daily,

I can’t gambol as a lamb, gaily,

I feel that my body will fail me,

completely;

but not discretely.

.

I’m not as flexible

as I used to be,

I have more of a statue-like quality

than the litheness of a snake,

and an hour it will take

for me

to travel the distance

I used to do in minutes three.

.

And it’s gonna get worse,

before my trip in a hearse.