Take our advice
and don’t think twice
(when once is enough);
because I think
that if you think
therefore I jam.
Spread a little joy,
upon your scone,
jam first, then the cream,
or the Cornish folk
at you will scream.
Take our advice
and don’t think twice
(when once is enough);
because I think
that if you think
therefore I jam.
Spread a little joy,
upon your scone,
jam first, then the cream,
or the Cornish folk
at you will scream.
There are toast crumbs
in the spread, again;
and I think I know who did it –
it was that Idjut over there
the one that just burnt the bread,
and he knows I know,
and now I watch
and see him fidget.