Tag Archives: #Spread

Spread a little joy

Take our advice

and don’t think twice

(when once is enough);

because I think

that if you think

therefore I jam.

Spread a little joy,

upon your scone,

jam first, then the cream,

or the Cornish folk

at you will scream.

Toast Crumbs

There are toast crumbs

in the spread, again;

and I think I know who did it –

it was that Idjut over there

the one that just burnt the bread,

and he knows I know,

and now I watch

and see him fidget.