“I’m PC Pasty, number 4, 1, 9;
if I’m on patrol, then you’d better toe-the-line;
If you pick up litter, we should get on fine;
I’m PC Patsy Pasty, number 4, 1, 9.”
Paddy Whack was a collector of nick-nacks- obviously.
He didn’t have a dog.
More than this I do not know.
Not Sailing – A Song
“I am not sailing;
you are not sailing;
he is not sailing;
she is not sailing;
they are not sailing;
we are not sailing;
it is not sailing;
nobody is sailing…
in a boat –
so…
‘Rabbit!’ “
“What do we want?”
“Instantaneous Gratification!”
“When do we want it?”
“Now, obviously!”
Song: People seem to want Instantaneous Gratification
So, let’s get to the chorus
without any future ado…
Chorus:
Instantaneous Gratification
When?
Instantaneous Gratification
Now!
Instantaneous Gratification
Huzzah!
Let me take a bow
to the rain
and how it falls upon me.
And how that I can get
absolutely soaking wet
which is never quite beyond me.
I was standing in the sun
it shone on everyone
but, especially, on me.
And then I saw the bow,
took a picture so I’d know
that the Sun had even been…
here, with me.
So, now I’m drying off
I sniffle and I cough,
a sneeze is soon forthcoming,
Because, I went out in the Sun
and came home in the rain,
that upon my head was drumming.
*Please sing this – i you only read it you will not get the full effect*
There’s a bear in my pyjamas,
don’t know what he’s doing there.
There’s a bear in my pyjamas
least he’s not entirely bare;
he is wearing my pyjamas
so there’s a modicum of decency there.
There’s a bear with…
bear with…
bear with…
a bear with out a care.
(Playing the music of Yesterday by The Beatles)
Yesterday
(Then music changes)
We saw a tractor
round the road;
the tractor had
a heavy load/…
We saw the same tractor
again today
and all he had was a bale of hay.
And where was he taking
that bale of hay?
I do not know
I cannot say;
perhaps to drop off in a field
to help increase the animals yield;
the sheep, the cows, the horses too;
though what a horse does yield
I do not know –
do you?
