If Sconehenge was in Cornwall
they would have put the jam on first,
way before they topped it off with cream;
and all the folk of Devon
would mock it when once seen;
then they would build their own monument,
taller and obscene,
with cream on first,
and jam on top;
and people would wonder
what it did mean.
For the Sconehenge of Cornwall
would be the one to see,
and the one they built in Devon…
just a shocking,
mocking, parody.
Graeme Sandford 