Two Men in the Sahara – Episode: Hide and Seek
Present are F.Lawrence (Flo) and Smiffee (Smiffee) who has just arrived
Smiff: Where have the boys got to, Flo?
Flo: They are off playing ‘Hide and Seek’.
Smiff: Who’s hiding?
Flo: They both are.
SD They both sigh
Smiff: Well, it’s progress – remember when Quiffy played it on his own that time?
Flo: Yes, he was hiding for days.
Smiff: And we only found him by chance when he fell out of the palm tree as we were going past.
Flo: And luckily he wasn’t hurt.
Smiff: He landed on something soft.
Both: His head!
Flo: I think they may be some time as Biffy decided to count up to a hundred before looking; then Quiffy said that wasn’t enough time it should be a thousand…
Smiff: And I suppose they compromised on a hundred-thousand?
Flo: Don’t mind if I do. Chocolate coated with sprinkles.
Smiff: You bet.
Flo: Lovely. Save some for the boys?
Smiff: No; they went stale last time.
Flo: The Boys or the donuts?