When I grew up I wanted to be a Pundertaker.
Or a Pundamentalist.
Maybe a Punderwriter
or a Man from P.U.N.C.L.E.
“We live in the “Duchy”not the “Ducky’” i said.
But, he was still chortling over “The Duckys!” comment that he had overused to the point of distraction.
That’s the thing about Grae, he never quite knows when a joke has gone past it’s ‘Best by…’ date. And ‘Use before…’ also, makes little sense to him.
No wonder he is often greeted by the blank stares of incomprehension, and then had to climb up them, reaching the very top, only to find, that at the bottom of the stares had been the place to stop.
And on with the next pun, please.
“Man goes, in a fruit shop….”
The sheep who swear
Sheep talk
when they walk
when they stand still
when upon the side of a hill
When in a field
and they yield
some colourful language.
“Baaaaaaaa!”
We have to bleep
the sheep
who keep
doing this
as it upsets the tourists.
We tried to clean their dirty mouths
and curb their cursing ways…
but, when we hired a sheep whisperer
he failed to stop their swearing
and he cost us a lot of pence
in a sense
we were fleeced.
Those who would consult the Croissant in search of knowledge may just come away with a few crumbs, a small morsel, or nothing; depending on their greed – or their knead.
It has long been thought that those who seek information via bakery products do so through a deep desire to sample the far yeast and the lands of the self-raising Sun.
That is not too far from the truth; however, it takes a strong bread of person to really get back to a sun-blessed state.
Please feel free to suggest some more bread-based buns (puns) for me to extend this (du pain)ful piece – all suggestions will be credited (or discredited).
G:)
Pen included
Pun intended
Pin invalidated
Pan unviolated
Pon unverifiable
Nip unavoidable
Nap unobtainable
Nep undeniable
Nup intractable
Nop indicated
Which just goes to prove
Nothing about something
Which is just as well
I can tell you.
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