The Greek Man
stood out in the rain;
and the rain poured and poured
down upon his head,
and into his brain;
his clothing became soaked
from the unstoppable shower,
he stood there taking all of this unkind element
for over an hour.
Suddenly, the rain stopped;
but, all around
it was as dry as a bone!
The saturated Greek man stood there,
then his mobile rang,
and he answered his phone,
“Hello, Absorber the Greek?”