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Urgent Poetry Recall Notice

The poems in question

may (or may not)

contain trace amounts of Metaphorium,

Similents, and Allegoria,

all of which may (or may not)

prove harmful (or beneficial)

to a state of health

if ingested in large enough quantities.

If you have (or have not)

in the past (present, or future)

purchased, purloined, or merely speed-read

any poetry that has contained

any of the above elements

please return the words

(with proof of purchase – or a letter from a nun)

to whence you bought, thieved, happened upon them.

Refunds will be allocated at sixpence in the pound (less fees) per annum.

Terms and Conditioners may apply.

(or they may not).