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‘I don’t believe in personification.’

said the flea.

Another flea, strolling by,

chose to agree.

The International Mango Shortage

Mango goes into a shop;

but, the shop was empty.

‘How can this be?’

asked the mango

(for it was a talking mango).

The shop, being empty,

didn’t reply

(as it wasn’t a talking shop)

the mango left,

the mango right,

the mango decided to reverse

into the night.