I saw a penguin up a tree
it was, I think, an Emporee;
it’s hard to tell quite what you’ve found
when looking up so high
from the viewpoint of the ground.
I could have been mistaken,
I often always am;
but, I’m fairly pretty certain that a penguin,
up a tree,
is a penguin in a jam.
“I’m walking in the snow!”
I’m out and about
in the snow;
but, I’ve taken on board
the advice that I’ve read
and I am walking like an Egyptian.
I may be getting some funny looks;
but, the advice did state
that it was the best way to walk
in these perilous conditions.
PS I have just reviewed the advice…
it seems that I was supposed to walk like a…
“I am aware, Wolf, that the things you say are true; but, I am still having trouble getting used to a talking wolf.”
Wolf the wolf looked at the penguin.
“You’ll get used to it; but, it’s beyond me what you are doing in this laundrette!” said Wolf.
“Just waiting for my washing to finish.” elucidated Pengui the Penguin.