“Deep-Fried Ukulele in a Light Tempura Batter.”
A long time ago,
A young George Orwell was thought to have said
(and this was when he was younger,
before he was dead)
‘Four strings good;
Six strings better!’
and then he deep-fried a ukulele
In a light tempura batter
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#1 in a series of 10 entitled, ‘Ten (10) Creative Ways To ‘Literally’ Cook Your Ukulele.’