No Repetition Story (WIP)
(200 words without repetition.
Any comments gratefully received) – G:) )
“What are you doing?” shouted Lady Melanie Montmorency. “Get out of my brand new jacuzzi immediately!”
Brendan o’Briain leapt about three feet skywards into clear air at his landlady’s voice, unwillingly exposing a pale nakedness for her Ladyship’s unwanted delight.
“Sorry!” was heard uttered upon the Irish lumberjack’s sudden departure.
“Funny fellow; but, so well endowed.” sincere sounding approval soaked smoothly within those virtuously aristocratic words.
Disaster avoided, said water-filled garden feature, receiving some needed cleansing attention, soon returned to its former glory.
Later, ‘Dive-In Thursday’ commenced; all behaved impeccably; ubiquitous aperitifs were copiously imbibed, perky petit-fours neatly nibbled, clandestine conversation eloquently colluded.
Observing proceedings, Tangworthy Times’ lead reporter, Mrs. Fenella Finglewort, vividly reported: ‘absolute debauchery, total mayhem, flagrant philandering – so jealous!’ Pictures left nothing unimagined.
Friday’s headlines read: ‘Upper Class Street Theatre Brings Down Lasting Shame!’ which nobody understood – heavy editorial restraints meant little, as subsequent salaciousness could be experienced per highly detailed pictures printed within.