The Tale of Nessy the Totnes Monster – it’s a biggie!
They dredged the lake
with a thirty-foot rake;
and a fishing-net with holes.
They sent down divers
with handfuls of fivers;
and iridescent poles.
They looked all around;
but, nothing was found,
it seemed Nessy just wasn’t at home.
Then came a sound,
that trembled the ground;
Nessy had returned from her roam.
TBC
Graeme Sandford 