The sardonic triangle player in the orchestra stood on one leg, held an outstretched arm aloft, and gave a wry ting on his instrument – for he had recently been on a creative wry ting course.
When J Cooper-Clarke Reluctantly got a Puppy for Christmas
NB Please read this in your best J C-C accent for best effect
Steaming hot or frozen cold
I pick up his poop when I am told
But, bugger this for a lark
I’m famous me, I’m John Cooper-Clarke.
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