Tag Archives: #musician

Granville’s Anvil.

Granville, sat with his anvil,

at the back of the orchestra pit,

waiting for his moment,

the time when his chime would fit.

When The Triangle Player Ups His Game

When The Triangle Player Ups His Game

The sardonic triangle player in the orchestra stood on one leg, held an outstretched arm aloft, and gave a wry ting on his instrument – for he had recently been on a creative wry ting course.

When J Cooper-Clarke Reluctantly got a Puppy for Christmas

John Pooper-Clarke

When J Cooper-Clarke Reluctantly got a Puppy for Christmas

NB Please read this in your best J C-C accent for best effect

Steaming hot or frozen cold

I pick up his poop when I am told

But, bugger this for a lark

I’m famous me, I’m John Cooper-Clarke.