boBeep: Hello, boBob!
boBob: Hello, boBeep!
boBeep: Where are you going to in such a hurry?
boBob: I am going to the Moon!
boBeep: The Moon?
boBob: Yes, The Moon!
boBeep: How are you getting to the Moon?
boBob: I’ve got a ticket!
boBeep: A ticket?
boBob: Yes! A ticket to the Moon.
boBeep: Oh… I’d like a ticket to the Moon.
boBob: I’ve got a spare one.
boBeep: A spare one? A spare ticket to the Moon?
boBob: Yes. I had a voucher for a BOGOF offer.
boBeep: A ‘BOGOF’ offer? For a ticket to the Moon?
boBob: Yes. I bought one ticket for the Moon, and they gave me another ticket for the Moon free.
boBeep: Free? A free ticket for the Moon?
BoBob: Well, I had to buy the first ticket, so not really ‘free’.
boBeep: Oh. How much was ‘your’ ticket?
boBob: My ticket was free.
boBeep: So, my ticket would have been at the same price?
boBob; You wish.
NB any similarities between Eccles and Bluebottle are purely of my own fault. G:)