February
is longer than
January
(by one letter),
September
is the longest month of all,
and
May
the shortest.
I thought
that you might like to know –
no?!
February
is longer than
January
(by one letter),
September
is the longest month of all,
and
May
the shortest.
I thought
that you might like to know –
no?!
‘January is the longest month’
said somebody.
It wasn’t me.
.
I know that,
‘May is the shortest month’,
‘April the cruelest!’
And all the others
must have their own talents.
.
But, to keep things in balance,
I shall stir controversy,
by proposing, that,
‘June is the kindest’,
or so it seems to me.
A zing in May
is what we really need
but, when it’s in November
Its best by far indeed.
Hello, June;
and not a moment too soon,
for May was becoming passé.
Be that as it may…
there are thirty days in April,
the same in June,
neither has a middle day.
But, May, having thirty-one,
does.
What does all the above
have
to do with the price of bananas?
Not a lot really;
but, as I often say,
If I stop talking,
I start thinking…
and then where would I be?
I’ve just worked out why
all my poems are so;
they all seem to be about Triffids,
you know, those man-eating plants
that won’t give us a chance
if we’re blind to the threat that they pose.
I suppose they must live, as must we;
but, it’s not really fair,
if only the Triffids can see.
Well, we’ve had a good run,
some bits were fun,
but, now that the end is in sight,
we should wave our goodbyes,
to a final Sunrise;
and give thanks to those lights in the night. J
The Zing
in May
is a wonderful thing;
quite literally
it is
a May Zing!
May I
as the writer
of this
take this opportunity
to wish you
the reader of this
a happy day?
I May?
Thank you –
“Happy day!”
Poem 25: 24:00 16-05-2017
The End
Of the day
Of the Sixteenth of May
Of my Birthing Day
Of a Tuesday.
(Though I was born on a Wednesday Morn
In the very merry month of May…)
It actually goes like this:
I was born
On a Wednesday morn
In the very merry month of May
Many years ago.
And, luckily, for me,
I survived the snows
Of Christmas 1962/1963,
That deep and even lay.
And, as a child, I went to school
Once or maybe twice
I didn’t stay
To learn the rules
It wasn’t very nice;
And so I just remained at home
and read a million books;
Of my knowledge they were the fount;
And, as a bonus, to a million I had learned to count;
But, that was ‘many’ years ago
And I haven’t enough fingers, and I haven’t enough toes,
To count all of ‘their’ number
(I’d have to borrow seven more feet or hands
To make the total tally
But, that’s just silly
Mad-as-a-box-of-frogs
And, yes, I am doolally.)
And, now…
I write and write and write
Even though I know it’s wrong
To write so much;
When my words lack even a ‘measure’ of treasure,
And the spaces between them are the only real and certain distinct pleasure.
So, I say, amidst the hype,
“Oh, I’ll eat my cake!
And have it said
That I am not for turning
This writer and so-called ‘poetic typo’
Will have street cred
And not need to still be learning.”
For Britvic 55
Is now my drink
As I write on themes
Upon the brink
And publish books
That are prone to sink
Because my poems sometime overuse a rhyme
(Really, do you think).
And now I’ve reached this great ‘old age’
And mental faculties are set to shrink
Should I start to wear purple
Or a daring shade of pink?
No, I think that I shall remain A hazy shade of Grae
And write upon the nonsense Until the close of play.