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The International Mango Shortage

Mango goes into a shop;

but, the shop was empty.

‘How can this be?’

asked the mango

(for it was a talking mango).

The shop, being empty,

didn’t reply

(as it wasn’t a talking shop)

the mango left,

the mango right,

the mango decided to reverse

into the night.

A Tale of Three…

A Tale of Three…

Aubrey the Strawberry, Salty the Peanut, and Banango the Weird – a mixed up one if there ever was – walked into Kind Café, one day.

It had been a very hot day, and the three of them were in search of an Ice-cream each to cool themselves down.

Aubrey, Salty, and Banango surveyed the ice-cream menu.

Aubrey looked on with dismay as she saw the options, Salty turned up his little peanut nose at the PB &J cone;

Banango ordered a Banana and Mango Chip Cornet (with sprinkles).

Aubrey and Salty looked at Banango with wonder – he was being really weird lately.

Banango paid and took his selection ‘to go’ and they all left the Kind Café.

Within two minutes a hungry Herring Gull had swooped down and the Banana, Mango Chips, Sprinkles and Banango the Weird had all been swiped by the hungry gull.

Aubrey and Salty were sad, but this was slightly relieved by the fact that Banango the Weird had gone as he had always said he had wanted to.

The Mango Who Wanted to Tango.

The Mango Who Wanted to Tango.

A mango

wanting to Tango

went to the dance class;

alas, it was full

of Cucumbers wanting to learn

to Rhumba.