Tag Archives: #Llamas

Courtroom llamas

As much as I dislike courtroom llamas,

I must admit that they are fascinating creatures; twelve angry men , or women, or a mix of the two, couldn’t convict me otherwise.

But, when it comes to Alpacas… I get confused.

Is it the ears? Or the shape of the head? Is one taller, or shorter, than the other? Do they come from differing parts of Peru… or Timbuktu?

I have a case of amnesia, when it comes to learning which is which and how and why.

I can’t remember, no matter how little I try.

I hope that they know which they are – and get confused when they try and work out whether I am man

or mouse.

Llamas in the Bahamas?

Not a real image.

Not a real image.

There are no bees in the Pyrenees
There are no llamas in the Bahamas
These may not be true
they are just what I think
but if it’s all the same to you
I will continue to think things like these
and the truth of things, I eschew.

Llamas in the Bahamas

Llamas in the Bahamas
Rhymes better
(To me)
Than Bananas in Pyjamas
Although Llamas in Pyjamas in the Bahamas
Is better still.
And if those aforementioned Llamas
In their Bahamian Pyjamas
We’re involved in certain dramas
Then I would be like the cat who got the cream in a dream and then found when she woke up that the deal was the real deal.