A Trip Beyond The Tamar.

This isn’t Cornwall

This isn’t home

And all the roads don’t lead to Rome

They lead to Penzance, and Bodmin Town

But, this isn’t Cornwall

which is prob’ly why I’m down

This isn’t Cornwall

Oh, hey, no way,

This isn’t Cornwall

I have to say

I just hope

that we don’t have to stay.

They call it ‘ampshire

Oo aarr oo ay,

This isn’t Cornwall

And so I say:

“Are we going back today?”