Don’t get excited,
it’s only a short poem
hardly worth the read.
.
Perhaps two Haiku
that are quite interesting
would that be of use?
.
Wed-nes-day it is;
it’s also known as ‘Hump Day’
by those that do so.
.
and it’s dy’Mergher
by those brave Cornish speakers
risking their palates.
.
Have you had enough?
There are plenty more, if not –
you have the choice here.
.
You could stop reading
these infuriating words
and get the day done.
.
It’s all up to you,
master of your destiny,
leader of the pack.
Graeme Sandford 