A man walks into a laundrette and asks the lady there: “Have you got anything that will remove nasty stains from society?”
The lady replies: “Splinge!”
“Splinge?” Queries the man.
“Yes – and now with added Gribble-Tang!”
NB The World’s Woes cannot be easily solved – but, a laugh can help you to deal with a little of them for a little while – I try to see the lightness when all around may be less than bright. G:)
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Dunn & Dusted, Solicitors
Purveyors of fine conveyancing since 1841 (which is nearly twenty to seven) and writers of oaths and wills.
Services provided include (at a small cost) the authenticating of documents and the provision of probatory parchment.
NB The company of partners parted company partly due to complications in partitioning the compartments of the first part and complaints by the participants of the comparative second part – they parted company on good terms (but, not for both sides) and sought consolation in the quaffing of eyes and the purveyancing of teas.
This is often the (brief) case with two partners that initially (PTD & SCD) got on so well; that later in their careers they just couldn’t stand the sight of each other (sadly, in the midst of this they had married and created a fine brood of offspring – known as children – and settled down in a fine Tudor cottage just outside of K-).
They are considering proceedings.
The brood of Dunn-Dusted or Dusted-Dunn children are financially secure, yet intrinsically insecure otherwise. It is usually the children that get hurt – but, as the youngest is 47, they may be able to deal with this state of affairs.
This is, of course, totally fictional; thus, not liable to libel proceedings (if read) or sundry slanderisms (if heard).
Think on that if you are a lawyer and are considering the dangerous occupation of marrying another of the similar and likewise profession.
You have been warned.
In fact, I bought two!
She said that her writing was: “Better than mine – buy a long chalk!”
So, I bought some long chalk and went back to the blackboard.
It didn’t help.