“The Eagles! The Eagles!” exclaimed Bilbo excitedly.
“No. All the tickets to see the Eagles sold out long ago.” said Balin – “We shall have to see either Mumford & Sons, or Deep Purple.”
“Let’s see Deep Purple – do they still play ‘Smaug Under Water?”
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Actually ORC is Old Road Campus at Churchill Hospital, Headington, Oxford – shame!
“We are the bicycling Uruk-Hai!”
How would that have looked on the big screen?
I cannot quite imagine the forces of Saruman attacking upon a fleet (other collective nouns are available) of two-wheelers (Choppers, Chippers, BMX and the like) ringing their bells as they wheelied along.
Just a thought.
G:)
Graeme Sandford 