Tag Archives: #HarryHaiku

Harry Haiku 6 & 7

6.

“They’re fresh in today!

Still warm, and full of goodness,

nothing is stale here!”

7.

“And… special offer!

Buy two, get another one

for the price of two.”

Harry Haiku 4 & 5

4.

“I’ve got funny ones,

and, some, really serious:

three bob a Haiku.”

5.

“And if that’s too dear,

I have a range of seconds,

only sixpence each.”

Harry Haiku 2 & 3

2.

“Harry Haiku here;

writer of some top class rhymes

for the connoisseur.”

3.

“You do need Haiku!

Well, you’ve come to the right place –

what sort do you want?”

Harry Haiku 1

1.

“Harry Haiku here!

How can I be of service?

Do you need… Haiku?”

Emergency Haiku Tanka (introducing Harry Haiku)

“You need a Haiku?

Don’t have the time to write one?

Well, call this number:

o, seven six four two five

and ask for Harry Haiku.”