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(They’re building an) ANCIENT MONUMENT (on the site of my BurgerMac) – reposted


They’re building an ancient monument

On the site of my BurgerMac

And when they’ve knocked my drive-thru down

We’ll never get it back.

Let’s start up a petition

With Disney as our theme

We must save our heritage

We mustn’t lose our dream.

Let’s wear our paper crown

As a symbol of our hope

And praise the scary-looking clown;

More popular than the Pope.

We’ll hold up our freebies happily

And worship to the skies

For we ‘must‘ keep the natural order

Of Burger, Shake, and Fries.