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Eight Walkus (89-93 with variations) by Vega & Haiku

Walkus 89-93

Walku 89 (Forest 1)

Haiku:
“How ‘New’ did you say?”
Vega:
It is a thousand years ‘New!’ ”
Haiku:
“Wow! How ‘New’ am I!”
-/-
Walku 90 (Forest 2)

Vega:
“The forest, at night…
Is much, much, much… much darker…
Haiku:
“Than in the daytime?”
=/=
Walku 91 (Career Path – Dad’s Attempt)
Haiku:
A Llama-Farmer
He said he’d had a break-in;
Fitted an alarm!
=/=
Walku 91a (Career Path?)

Vega:
Was that one of Dad’s?
Haiku:
He ‘was’ trying to rhyme it –
But, mine is ‘better!’
-/-
Walku 91b (Career Path – Haiku’s better attempt)

Haiku:
“A Llama Farmer?”
Vega:
“It’s a secure job, Haiku.”
Haiku:
“No cause for alarm!”

-/-

Black Llama

Walku 91c (When you grow up…)

Haiku:

“When you do grow up…”

Vega:

“You trying to be funny?”

Haiku:

“…you will look like that!
-/-
Walku 92 (Joke 1)
Haiku:
“How do wet dogs smell?”
Vega:
“I don’t know – how do they smell?”
Haiku:
“Awful!”
Vega:
“Like that joke.”
-/-
Walku 93 (Puppy Banter)
Haiku:
Where’s Quasimodo?
Vega:
I’ve got a hunch he’ll be back!
Haiku:
That name rings a bell!
-/-
Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 86-88 (Squirrel 2, Dad Again & Greetings!) by Vega & Haiku

haiku-poetry walkus 86-88

Walku 86 (Squirrel 2)
Haiku:
“I’m Squirrel Nutkin?”
Vega:
“No, I am; and so’s my wife!”
Haiku:
“No – still don’t get it.”

Walku 87 (Dad – Again!)
Haiku:
“What is dad doing?”
Vega:
“Just being Dad – he’s a bit…”
Haiku:
” Silly?”
Vega:
“That’s ‘one’ word!”

Walku 88 (Greetings!)
Vega:
“Hello! Hi! Hello!”
Haiku:
“Hi! Hello! Hi! Hello! Hi!
Both:
“Can we lick you! Yay!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 83-85 (Dad?, Creation & Lost!) by Vega & Haiku

haiku-poetry walkus 83 - 85

Walku 83 (“Dad?”)
Haiku:
“Are you ‘Defective?’ “
Dad:
“No! I am a ‘detective!’
Following some leads!”

-/-

Walku 84 (Creation)

Haiku:
“What are trees made of?”
Vega:
“Slugs and snails, puppy-dog’s tails…”
Haiku:
“I said ‘trees’ not ‘pups!’ “

-/-

Walku 85 (Lost!)
Haiku:
“What is a ‘Balbak!'”
Vega:
“I don’t know. Why do you ask?”
Haiku:
“That kid there wants one!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Vega & Haiku’s National Poetry Day Walkus (80-82)

haiku-poetry walkus 80-82 NPD

Walku 80 (NPD)

Vega:

“Are we writing one?”

Haiku:

“National Poetry Day?”

Vega:

“It is.”

Haiku:

“Yes! One each!”

-/-

Walku 81 (Vega’s Haiku – This Pup is a Poet!)

Vega:

“I can write haiku;

That are full of sweet phrases –

And still chase my tail!”

-/-

Walku 82 (Haiku’s Haiku – It’s the Little Things)

Haiku:

“The trees are all tall;

The river is wide and deep;

Why am I so small?”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 77-79 (Licence, Bear & Two Helicopters) by Vega & Haiku

haiku-poetry walkus 77-79

Walku 77 (Do I need a Poetic Dog Licence?)

Vega:

“A season of mist…

…And mellow fruitfulness…”

Haiku:

“What?”

Vega:

“Keats!”

Haiku:

“It’s not ‘that’ bad!”

-/-

Walku 78 (Bear!)

Haiku:

“I saw a ‘big bear!’

Vega:

“Where?”

Haiku:

“There!”

Vega:

“You’re pointing at me!”

Haiku:

“It’s behind you!”

Vega:

“Aaaargh!”

Haiku:

“:)”Helicopter

Walku 79 (Two Helicopters)

Vega:

“…That’s a little one

…And that one is far away…!

Haiku:

“Can’t you be Dougal?”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walku 76 (Pet Shop Girls) by Vega & Haiku

haiku-poetry walkus 76 jollyes-logo-2 (This haiku is not sponsored by Jollyes – but if they wish to sponsor the pups… please get in touch 🙂 @Jollyes1

Walku 76 (Pet Shop Girls)

Vega:

“Piggy Ears!”

Haiku:

“Big Nose!”

Vega:

“No, they’re selling ‘Piggy Ears!’ ”

Haiku:

” I know that, Big Nose!”

-/-

Haiku and Vega 1 edit

Walkus 74a, 74b, 74c & 75 (Now you see me…, Another Party, Obvious & Swans a-Swimming) by Vega & Haiku

Walku 74a b c and 75

Walku 74a (Now you see me…)
Haiku:
“Now listen up, chaps!
The first rule of camouflage…
Is to blend right in!”

-/-

Walku 74b (Another Party)
Vega:
“Fancy-dress party?”
Haiku:
“Yup!”
Vega:
“Going as a forest?”
Haiku:
“Yup!
Vega:
“Lucky guess!”
Haiku:
“Yup!”

-/-
Walku 74c (Obvious!)
Vega:
“What you going as?”
Haiku:
“I’m going as a forest!”
Vega:
“I’d never have guessed.”

-/-
Walku 75

Walku 75 (Swans a-Swimming)

Haiku:

“It was seven swans!”

Vega:

“What?”

Haiku:

“In the Christmas carol!”

Vega:

“… My name’s not Carol!”

Haiku and Vega 1 edit