Cats always know. A phrase designed to cause controversy?
Cats know lots of things, obviously one can learn a lot in nine lives;
even though cats, on average,
would seem to get through a life
every couple of years or so,
they rack up the knowledge
that is relevant to a cat.
I’ve never seen a cat
on Mastermind,
but I think that
watching a cat looking smug
in a black chair for two minutes…
‘Well, I’ve started my snooze,
so I’ll finish!’
Where would it all end?
Graeme Sandford 