Friday comes but once a week
for that we must be grateful;
to have it any less at all
it really would be hateful;
two Mondays, or an extra day of Tues,
would give us the most horrible,
start-of-week blues;
and Wednesday twice
would be a double hump day,
upon which occasion
what on Earth would people say?
“Hump Day, then Hump Day… again!”
It would be most inconvenient,
and really quite a pain.
Hump Day should be Dromedarian,
and not Bactrian, as any fool must know,
so keep the days just as they are;
do you wish for change? –
I say it’s best vote “No!”
Graeme Sandford 