Mrs. Shuttlecock from Badminton, Gloucestershire: He is a stranger—
Peacques: A stranger what?
Mrs. S: A stranger man than any I have seen these past years.
Peacques: A stranger invites danger, Mrs. Shuttlecock.
Mrs. S: Well, I think that we had better RSVP, Peacques.
‘Local Election-Night Special’
1: So, who are you going to be voting for in the up and coming, forthcoming local elections, then?
2: Oh, I don’t do politics, I was going to… abscond.
2: Absail? Abstem-i-ous? Absinthe? Aberystwyth? Abingdon? Oh, no, that’s a place. Abyssinia? (Fades out) Arbroath? Abba?