Tag Archives: #Elope

Antelope

Yesterday, I saw a unicorn;

today, I saw an antelope –

well, obviously, there were two ants,

and I’m just assuming

that they were eloping;

but, you know me.

Can’t Elope

It has often been sung that…

‘You can’t elope with a cantaloupe,

especially if you’re making soup,’

But only by me.