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If I said that…

If I said that…

If I said that

that was horrible,

would you be offended?

If I said that…

then I would be lying.

if I said that

that tasted bland,

would our engagement be there ended?

If I said that…

I would still be lying.

If I said that

that was quite possibly

the tastiest food

that I had ever had?

I wouldn’t be lying?

And then you bring me something else,

that you have created with your charms…

And, if I said that

that was even better

than anything I’d ever tried…

I cried…

“My tastebuds have exploded;

my head is in a spin;

how I love your Barbecue Cauliflower,

and everything you make,

Crispy Tofu for the win!”

… and, then,

the creamiest Cheezecake.

Gary the Vegan Cheeze and Onion Toastie Tattoo.

Gary the Vegan Cheeze and Onion Toastie Tattoo.

Ink on skin,

layers thin,

Gary, the Vegan Cheeze and Onion toastie,

baked to perfection,

whose only direction

is up…

side down,

his smile, a frown,

his oozing personality

defying gravity,

his runniness knows

no bounds;

and he never even cried

when the needle did the rounds.