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Sleepy head

Sleepy head

are you dead 

or are you just asleep?

If you are dead 

I won’t bake bread 

I’ll just lay here and weep

And if you’re asleep 

I’ll bake that bread 

I have a breakfast date to keep

The Croissant Oracle


Those who would consult the Croissant in search of knowledge may just come away with a few crumbs, a small morsel, or nothing; depending on their greed – or their knead.

It has long been thought that those who seek information via bakery products do so through a deep desire to sample the far yeast and the lands of the self-raising Sun.

That is not too far from the truth; however, it takes a strong bread of person to really get back to a sun-blessed state.

Please feel free to suggest some more bread-based buns (puns) for me to extend this (du pain)ful piece – all suggestions will be credited (or discredited).


At The Bakers


I went to the bakers this morning;
I bought a small farmhouse, a cottage and a Tiger stick…
I only went in for some bread!