Too close to bunions
to foot the bell
(or fit the bill)
with banana skin
and onion peel
bananas none too ripe,
onions are great,
ignore the hype;
and cook with skill
in a skillet, until…
with a friend named Freddie –
what a treat!
NB don’t eat Freddie, it’s not that Vegan –
ask our mentor, Peter Egan.
A Tale of Three…
Aubrey the Strawberry, Salty the Peanut, and Banango the Weird – a mixed up one if there ever was – walked into Kind Café, one day.
It had been a very hot day, and the three of them were in search of an Ice-cream each to cool themselves down.
Aubrey, Salty, and Banango surveyed the ice-cream menu.
Aubrey looked on with dismay as she saw the options, Salty turned up his little peanut nose at the PB &J cone;
Banango ordered a Banana and Mango Chip Cornet (with sprinkles).
Aubrey and Salty looked at Banango with wonder – he was being really weird lately.
Banango paid and took his selection ‘to go’ and they all left the Kind Café.
Within two minutes a hungry Herring Gull had swooped down and the Banana, Mango Chips, Sprinkles and Banango the Weird had all been swiped by the hungry gull.
Aubrey and Salty were sad, but this was slightly relieved by the fact that Banango the Weird had gone as he had always said he had wanted to.