@baffled #HaikuChallenge ‘Sacrifice’
“It’s my sacrifice
So, I’ll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to…”
@baffled #HaikuChallenge ‘Sacrifice’
“It’s my sacrifice
So, I’ll cry if I want to,
Cry if I want to…”
And the time was ripe;
so we plucked it from the tree
and time was eaten.
‘Last’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge # Haiku
“Five… Four… Three… Two… One…
…ummm… what was the next bit, guys?
Oh, right – thanks, guys…
… Blast!”
‘Hole’ @ baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku
Too much alcohol
Eats into your charisma;
Not enough does, too!
‘Fire’ @baffled #HaikiChallenge # Haiku
“Free Wi-Fi! Really?”
“Yup! As much as you desire.”
“And an open fire!”
‘Wonder’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku
“Well, we won, Derek!”
“First prize in the Lottery?”
“No – two free lunches.”
‘Crooked’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku
“I walked a crooked…
Then I found a crooked mile
Man, I do have stile.”
‘Oath’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku
I’m loathe to Haiku;
It would get me in trouble –
They’ll call me ‘Goat-head!’
‘Service’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku
Sunday Evensong,
Reverend Vicar Innes
Concluded Epistles.
‘Dog’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku
“My dog’s got no nose…”
“Oh, that’s sad. Poor little thing.”
“Awful! Oh, yeah, thanks.”