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@baffled #HaikuChallenge ‘Sacrifice’

@baffled #HaikuChallenge ‘Sacrifice’

“It’s my sacrifice

So, I’ll cry if I want to,

Cry if I want to…”

@baffled – time.

And the time was ripe;

so we plucked it from the tree

and time was eaten.

‘Last’ @baffled

‘Last’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge # Haiku

“Five… Four… Three… Two… One…

…ummm… what was the next bit, guys?

Oh, right – thanks, guys…

… Blast!”

‘Hole’ @baffled

‘Hole’ @ baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

Too much alcohol

Eats into your charisma;

Not enough does, too!

‘Fire’ @baffled

Fire’ @baffled #HaikiChallenge # Haiku

“Free Wi-Fi! Really?”

“Yup! As much as you desire.”

“And an open fire!”

‘Wonder’ @baffled

‘Wonder’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

“Well, we won, Derek!”

“First prize in the Lottery?”

“No – two free lunches.”

‘Crooked’ @baffled

‘Crooked’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

“I walked a crooked…

Then I found a crooked mile

Man, I do have stile.”

‘Oath’ @baffled

‘Oath’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

I’m loathe to Haiku;

It would get me in trouble –

They’ll call me ‘Goat-head!’

‘Service’ @baffled

Service’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

Sunday Evensong,

Reverend Vicar Innes

Concluded Epistles.

‘Dog’ @baffled

Dog’ @baffled #HaikuChallenge #Haiku

“My dog’s got no nose…”

“Oh, that’s sad. Poor little thing.”

“Awful! Oh, yeah, thanks.”