Dialogue & Sketches

Thursday Work

Ian Cider (Trader): It’s Thursday work.

Brian Sugar (ditto): It sure is. I could do with a drink?

Ian: No, I mean it’s ‘Thursday’ work.

Brian: I knew that… I could still do with a drink?

Ian: You could ‘always’ do with a drink.

Brian: What is that supposed to mean?

Ian: It means: without fluids you will die.
Brian: I know; but, water is for fish; and I am ‘no’ fish.

Ian: As any cod-fearing person will tell you – if you asked them.

Brian: Haha!