Category Archives: Pun

The Croissant Oracle


Those who would consult the Croissant in search of knowledge may just come away with a few crumbs, a small morsel, or nothing; depending on their greed – or their knead.

It has long been thought that those who seek information via bakery products do so through a deep desire to sample the far yeast and the lands of the self-raising Sun.

That is not too far from the truth; however, it takes a strong bread of person to really get back to a sun-blessed state.

Please feel free to suggest some more bread-based buns (puns) for me to extend this (du pain)ful piece – all suggestions will be credited (or discredited).


Pen Included


Pen included
Pun intended
Pin invalidated
Pan unviolated
Pon unverifiable

Nip unavoidable
Nap unobtainable
Nep undeniable
Nup intractable
Nop indicated

Which just goes to prove
Nothing about something
Which is just as well
I can tell you.