Sketch – in a restaurant
SD Two people are sat at a restaurant table awaiting their food order to arrive.
SD A waiter arrives and serves one light meal; a second waiter arrives and starts to play the violin.
SFX Violin music of Paganini
SD Waiter finishes.
SD The couple applaud politely. The waiter / violinist bows.
Man (to first waiter): That was very nice, thank you; but, I ordered a ‘Panini!’
SD The waiter looks abashed and apologises