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#dialogueforaplay Tweets 41-50

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41

Dr P: More important – Who are you?

Dr 1: Whom!

Dr P: Let’s not argue over grammar!

Dr 1: (bitter) She started it!

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42

Dr P: You!

Dr 1: Me!

DC Acey: Are you?

Dr P: Yes!

DC Acey: And you?

Dr 1: Yes!

DC Acey: My Uncles!

Dr P: My God!!!!

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43

Dr 1: Grandma Whom was a fine old lady – who had the bad grace to live too long and, when she died, made cats rich!

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44

Dr P: You never liked Grandma… or cats!

Dr 1: What is there to like about cats?

DC Acey: Ladies! Handbags away!

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45

Dr 1: He started it!

DC Acey: And I’m stopping it!

Dr P: I never liked you!

DC Acey: What I do?

Dr 1: He means me!

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46

DC Acey: I’m Harold Whom – and this is not my ‘twin’ brother. No, the deceased! Dr P; I know that, I’m your father!

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47

Dr 1: Any chance of a recap!

Dr P: It’s a bit early, old stick; the sun’s not over the yard arm yet – is it Harold? Tbc

48

DC Acey: That’s the stiff! He’s extremely unlikely to have an opinion – on anything!

Dr P: Do we know who he is?

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49

Dr P: And before you say it, I was talking about the stiff; and not Dr 1.

Dr 1: Do we know yet who the stiff was?

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50

DC Acey: No! You cannot call the deceased ‘The Stiff’ – it’s disrespectful!

Dr P: But, he has gone somewhat stiff!

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#dialogueforaplay Tweets 31-40

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31

Laura: Harold was my twin!

DC Acey: I must caution you, Miss- Sir! You have admitted to killing this… he’s gone!

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32

DC Acey: Oh, no, there he is.

Dr 1: Are you sure you’re a policeman, a rozzer, the filth, a blue meanie, old Bill?

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33

Dr P: He is who he says he is.

Dr1: Whom!

Dr P: Yes, Whom is his name – I give you Harold Whom.

Laura: Not DC Acey?

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34

Dr 1: I’m confused. Is he DC Acey; or is he Harold Whom?

DC Acey: Both! I am undercover – in disguise as a cop!

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35

Dr 1: Wasn’t talking to you!

DC Acey: So sorry!

Dr P: Well – he is Both! He is undercover… in disguise as a cop.

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36

Laur: It’s not about him! I cold-bloodedly murdered Harold and you just don’t care!

DC Acey: He’s not Harold! I am!

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37

Dr P: I am Dr. Protocol.

DC Acey: I am his son, Harold Whom. I took my mother’s name.

Dr 1: Harold?

DC Acey: No!

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38

Laur: And I am Laurence or Laura Protocol – if anybody is interested!

Dr 1: One thing ‘has’ just occurred to me…

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39

Laur: No, I didn’t think you were. I’m leaving – you may notice me, when I have gone!

Dr 1: It’s this – who’s he?

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40

DC Acey: That’s Laura… Laurence… gone?

Dr 1: No! The stiff! Who is the stiff! Or should I say the ‘deceased?’

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#dialogueforaplay Tweets 21-30

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21

Dr 1: Would a knife sticking into his back be… a clue to his probable death?

Dr P: Yes – is there one?

Dr 1: No.

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22

There is a lull

DC Acey: Ummm!

Laura: Don’t you have to draw around the body now?

DC Acey: Yes – that’s a plan!

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23

Dr. 1: Should I call an ambulance?

DC Acey: You should, yes.

Dr 1: But, will I?

DC Acey: Yes – stop being a prat!

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24

Laura: Dr P?

DR P: Yes, Laura?

Laura: I’ve been getting these pains in my chest – would you like to take a look?

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25

DC Acey: I’m not sure that is a good idea!

Dr P: Why not?

DC Acey: Because Laura is hiding a secret!

Laura: I am?

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26

Dramatic Music

Laura: Yes, it’s true! I have a deep, dark secret. Nobody has realised that I am not Laura, but…

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27

Laura: …I am… (dramatic pause) …

Dr P: Get on with it!

DC Acey: Ditto.

Dr P: Ditto? Are you an imbecile?

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28

DC Acey: I may be – who wants to know?

Dr 1: I don’t.

Laura: Are you interested in what I am?

Dr P: Yes, my son!

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29

Laura: (gasps) You knew?

Dr P: I have always known – ever since your birth, Laurence!

Dr 1: Florence? Son? What?

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30

DC Acey: Yes, this is Laurence Protocol aka Laura.

Laurence: And I killed Harold in spite!

Dr 1: In spite of what?

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#dialogueforaplay Tweets 11-20

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11

Laura: (miffed) Excuse me. I am suffering with shock and trauma from the loss of a close one.

2nd Man: How close?

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12

Laura: I don’t know – I have no spatial awareness.

Man: What? Should we call the police?

2nd Man: The ‘Police!’

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13

3rd Man arrives

3rd Man: I am the police.

Laura: I thought there would be more of you.

3rd Man: I’ve been dieting.

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14

Man: Can I be called Doctor 1, now? It’s rather confusing.

Laura: Certainly, Doctor 1 – If that is your real name!

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15

3rd Man: And I am DC Acey – and no puns on that or I shall have to nick you; with this penknife!

Laura: Charming!

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16

Dr 1: Can you provide a second opinion, Dr. Protocol?

Dr P: It usually takes longer, but I shall try… he’s dead!

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17

DC Acey: Well done! Now, I must carry out some preliminary tasks. Firstly: Hello, hello, hello!

Omnes: Hello!

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18

DC Acey: Is this the stiff?

Dr 1: No, that’s Laura!

Laura: Really!

DC Acey: Sorry, miss, if you’d move about more.

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19

Dr P: I can say nothing more… But, I can see no cause for the deceased’s death – apart from a lack of breathing!

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20

Laura: Are you really a doctor?

DC Acey: No, Miss, I am a Detective Constable! These two, however…

Laura: Sorry!

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