The Scene: One afternoon in town, a transaction is taking place…
Shopkeeper: So, you want 1 small step?
Neil: For Man!’
Shopkeeper: 1 small step for ‘Man.’
Neil: Yes.
Shopkeeper: …and how many ‘Giant Leaps’ was it?
Neil: Just the one.
Shopkeeper: Also for ‘Man?’
Neil: No; for ‘Mankind.’
Shopkeeper: ‘Mankind!’ Are you sure 1 is going to be enough?
Neil: It will be plenty.
Shopkeeper: Actually, we’ve got an offer on; buy one get one half price!
Neil: Mmm; tempting…
Editor: Well, it could have happened.
