Category Archives: Marilyn Monroe

A Little Bit Blonde


Blonde! Dames, Blonde!

With a reputation for being a little bit… dim.

Gentlemen prefer Blondes, so it goes;

From the lustre of their tiny toeses

To the tips of their cute little noses.

In much the same way that ladies prefer a rose to a lily,

Does a man hanker after the platinum Blonde,

Though she may be a handful, an eyeful, a trifle… a trifle silly, that is.

However, the message of her locks should bear a warning,

a field of ‘Heys!’ in the morning

That behind that guise, beyond those eyes

is often a mind;

A living, thinking, feeling entity of grey matter,

Not a deep-fried Mars Bar coated in batter.