Do I have to write every day?
Does what I write make me happy?
It often does.
Why is that?
The process focuses my mind upon people and places, thoughts and feelings that I encounter as I travel my life roads.
If Hannah had some sweets and ate some would you try and work out a rhyme for the orange sweets?
Knowing me (as I do) yes.
Would it rhyme?
All the time.
No, probably not ‘all’ the time; it is very difficult to arrange oranges in a rhyme.
Yes, I know that.
Keep to the questions; you’re not allowed to reflect.
No. That is the job of the poet – as if you didn’t know it. The questioner has a lot to answer for; if you don’t question my reasons for existing as a poet I shall show you the door.
And very nice it is, too.
That’s it… Out you go.
It’s too late for that. Begone!
And so ends our Question and Answer session – I hope it was useful for you inquisitive types. We shall try and host another soon… if we can find a proper Questioneer!
Posted in Funny, humour, poem, Poetry, Q&A
Tagged #Fun, #Hiumiummmmmmm, #humiurmmm, #introspective, #q&A, Funny, humour, Poem, Poetry
A man walks into a laundrette and asks the lady there: “Have you got anything that will remove nasty stains from society?”
The lady replies: “Splinge!”
“Splinge?” Queries the man.
“Yes – and now with added Gribble-Tang!”
NB The World’s Woes cannot be easily solved – but, a laugh can help you to deal with a little of them for a little while – I try to see the lightness when all around may be less than bright. G:)
Posted in Funny, Gribble-Tang, Humor, humour, joke, Splinge, strange, weird
Tagged #Gribble, #humor, #Splinge, #strange, #Tang, Funny, humour, Joke
Dunn & Dusted, Solicitors
Purveyors of fine conveyancing since 1841 (which is nearly twenty to seven) and writers of oaths and wills.
Services provided include (at a small cost) the authenticating of documents and the provision of probatory parchment.
NB The company of partners parted company partly due to complications in partitioning the compartments of the first part and complaints by the participants of the comparative second part – they parted company on good terms (but, not for both sides) and sought consolation in the quaffing of eyes and the purveyancing of teas.
This is often the (brief) case with two partners that initially (PTD & SCD) got on so well; that later in their careers they just couldn’t stand the sight of each other (sadly, in the midst of this they had married and created a fine brood of offspring – known as children – and settled down in a fine Tudor cottage just outside of K-).
They are considering proceedings.
The brood of Dunn-Dusted or Dusted-Dunn children are financially secure, yet intrinsically insecure otherwise. It is usually the children that get hurt – but, as the youngest is 47, they may be able to deal with this state of affairs.
This is, of course, totally fictional; thus, not liable to libel proceedings (if read) or sundry slanderisms (if heard).
Think on that if you are a lawyer and are considering the dangerous occupation of marrying another of the similar and likewise profession.
You have been warned.
In fact, I bought two!
She said that her writing was: “Better than mine – buy a long chalk!”
So, I bought some long chalk and went back to the blackboard.
It didn’t help.
May Contain Words
Is this poem doing it for you?
Has it got enough punch
To make you miss your lunch;
Or are you yearning for something shorter?
A haiku, perhaps;
Where it’s over in seconds;
And you can move on.
Do you desire serious ‘Literature’
If ‘that’ is so, I hope the words are not too dull.
They ‘may’ cause a lull.
Is this poem funny enough?
Or ‘too’ funny?
Is there a definitive amount of humour?
I think I heard a rumour that there is point where the length of a line is considered ‘too’ long; though it could be wrong.
Is this poem ‘too’ long for you?
Or ‘too’ repetitive?
Or ‘too’ repetitive?
Or is it familiarity breeding contempt;
Or, it could be exempt from the ‘too repetitive’ clause of poem-writing.
If there was such a thing.
And, should you have stopped reading this after the haiku?
Did you spot the haiku?
Do you care?
Do you even like poetry?
Posted in fun, Haiku, Humor, humour, poem, Poetry, silly, Sonnet
Tagged #irony, #sonnet, Haiku, Poem, Poetry
“I’ve never been to Jamaica Inn…”
There’s a poem there
But, my brain is not in
(I called it and left an answerphone message; hopefully it will get back to me later – of its own accord!)
And there’s a joke there, too.
Just mentioning it in case you hadn’t noticed
Because, I don’t do jokes
And I definitely don’t do subtle.
Posted in DaphneduMaurier, Funny, humour, Jamaica Inn, joke, Rebecca
Tagged #DaphneduMaurier, #JamaicaInn, #Rebecca, Funny, humour, Joke
I went to the bakers this morning;
I bought a small farmhouse, a cottage and a Tiger stick…
I only went in for some bread!