Deirdra: Unhand me, young man, or understand this: you shall be unmanned; all above board and above the waist intact; nothing underhand about that, but underneath there will be nothing worthy of consideration.
<Here is the space for your character name: followed by your character’s response to the above>
First response in comments carries on the challenge (and I will update here)
please no swearies (for I have faint heart for cussings)
thank you – have fun, be creative