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100 Words Are Never Enough

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I asked the question: can I have more? They answered me with a degree of insolence: you have that number and no more; use them wisely.
I resigned myself to this limitation – unwieldy as it was – and proceeded to write the shortest of epistles possible.
When presented to the judges, my words fell upon tainted ears; their decisions made before a hearing was given.
Words, I concur, are often liberally used, without effort, and worth little or nothing; this is not a rash thought, for I have the greater knowledge of values and relevence – an almost lost combination these days.

Beastiku (Postcard 3) – In Case of Fire…

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“In the realm of Hades

There are three Fire Exits;

No-one knows where they are.”

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Beastiku (Postcard 1) – No Holiday

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“It’s so hot here in Hell;

We are having such fun,

And we wish you were here.”

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Beast-iku 1-2 by Graeme Sandford

 

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The Haiku of the Beast

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“Man goes in a fruit shop!”

That always makes me laugh;

I do get bored down here.”

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I knew you were alive;

I could hear you snoring;

Would you like a cuppa?