Category Archives: Apocalypse

Beast-iku 1-2 by Graeme Sandford

 

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The Haiku of the Beast

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“Man goes in a fruit shop!”

That always makes me laugh;

I do get bored down here.”

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I knew you were alive;

I could hear you snoring;

Would you like a cuppa?

 

Haiku: ‘Ten!’ by Graeme Sandford

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“Ten!”
The ‘End’ is nigh!
“Nine!”
The destruction of our race!
“Eight!”
“Help us, oh Lord!”

“Seven!”
What to do?
“Six!”
We just haven’t a clue!
“Five!”
Make love to you?

“Four!”
Kiss ass ‘goodbye?’
“Three!”
You mustn’t see me cry.
“Two!”
It’s almost time!

“One!”
Don’t want to die!
“Zero!”
Au revoir cruel world!

“Zero…!” (Click) “Restart!”

“Ten!”
What? ‘Ten!’ Again!
“Nine!”
Are you having a laugh?
“Eight!”
This is stupid!

“Seven!”
It’s faulty!
“Six!”
I’ll have to take it back.
“Five!”
‘Early Warning!’

“Four!’”
A bit worried.
“Three!”
In fact, a ‘lot’ worried!
“Two!”
Where shall I hide?

“One!”
I can’t decide!
“Zero!”
Farewell my life, my…
“Zero…!” (Click!) “Restart!”

“Ten!”
Right! That’s ‘it!’
“Ten!”
It’s definitely wrong!
“Ten!”
Bl**dy device!

“Ten!”
Oh, give me strength!
“Ignition! You are now dead.”
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“April Fool!”
What the…………!